Yawning and !Click

Yawning and !Click

Andre Willers

19 Apr 2013

Synopsis :

Yawning is part of the body’s stress stand-down system .

Discussion :

1.The most important part of the yawn is closing the teeth on nothing . !Click . This stands-down the fight-or-flight response to stress .

2.The logic flow :

In a hunt , the fight-or-flight reflex is activated . This involves a gaping mouth , rapid inhalation . If the hunt is successful , the mouth closes on something soft (flesh) . If not , then the teeth click together , causing percussion effects through the body . If the hunter misses about three times , the chances of catching anything is remote . Therefore , the fight-or-flight system then stands down to conserve energy . This operates at synapse level .

How to mimic it :

2.1 Yawn : open mouth wide . Ready to bite . Inhale (oxygenate) .

2.2 Bite down on nothing . Teeth clicks .
Percussion effects causes density variations in neurotransmitters . This is recognized by neural networks at synapse level to stand-down . This has to be repeated at least three times .

2.3 Tongue clicks : these will enhance the effect . (Percussion)

3. Sex :

Nipping will then enhance arousal . The teeth closes on something yielding . A sex toy that has the plasticity as flesh will have the same effect , and spare your partner some wear-and-tear . Clicking the teeth will signal a stand-down . Literally .

 

4.Boredom :

Boredom is a stressor . (Google it) . That is why humans and animals yawn when bored . The same stress-relief mechanism as above .

A yawning predator is quite dangerous . It is actually stressed and aroused . Looking for trouble . Ask any teacher or sergeant .

 

5.Sleepiness :

The body  is yawning and clicking teeth in the process of  standing-down stress systems to be able to sleep .

 

6.Contagious yawning :

Social animals are signalling each other that fight-or-flight systems are standing down . Mirror-neurons enhance the effects .

 

7. How to relieve stress or insomnia :

Yawn , double click teeth on each other , double click toungue . Repeat three times .

8.If no teeth or artificial teeth , the percussion does not propagate as well . Why old people have insomnia and grouchiness . Use tongue click instead . The same for babies or small children with immature teeth.

See all my previous posts on the !Click language .

 

9. Super !Click :

Like super images (idoru) .

Dentures that exaggerate the percussion can be built .

The poor man can just eat plain Rice Krispies . The implosion of compressed rice-puffs will have the same effect (sonance) .

Random , yes , but remember Stochastic Resonance .

Freezing the rice crispies should enhance the percussive effect .

 

10 . Forget tranquilizers or sleeping pills . A tablespoon or two of smartly bitten plain rice crispies will have the same effect .

There are many recipes for rice crispy treats , plain or frozen on the net . Many explicitly used for stress .

If you can hear the pop-crunch , so can the percussive systems .

Watch a dog with a bone .

 

11. Placebo nano-particles .

Something to stand-down overactive immune systems .

 

When the crunch comes , the tough choose rice crispies .

 

Andre

 

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