Curry makes you stupid .
Andre Willers .
18 Apr 2014 .
Genes involved with “hot food ” channels also trigger a slowdown of nerve speed by a factor of about 50 . This leads to a decrease in intelligence (IQ) of about 7% . I hate this conclusion .
1. Curry is better than even alcohol or chocolates to seduce a woman by lowering her defences .
2. How does it work ? By making both man and woman stupider .
3. Variable nerve speeds .
“Slow” heat nerve impulses travel at about 2m/s
“Normal” nerve impulses travel at about 100 m/s .
4. Curry .
Any “hot” food :
Eg garlic , mint , oregano , chili etc
Has effects on the CNS nerve transmission speed .
See genes TRPV1 , TRPM8 , TRPV4 , TRPV3 for the nitty gritty .
“Hot “ food activates these genes , which activates gates , which slows down the general CNS .Which reduces IQ .
5. Evolutionary reasons :
The Plant-Herbivore Wars . Plants are breeding herbivores to be stupider , in their favour .
So , they throw in a dash of endorphins . There are an awful lot of chili’s around .
Eat the poison and love it .
6. Interesting test for Neanderthal :
A Neanderthal’s reflex on low heat injury would be much faster than 2 m/s . More like 100m/s .
7. Quick and dirty derivation of the injury :
The nerve speed slowdown is 100/2 = 50
This is 3 dimensional , so take the third root .
z = 50^0.33333
z = 3.68398
This is spread over a an average of 52 separate entities .
See Appendix A for this rather interesting derivation .
Why 26 is the number .
The average slowdown per entity is then 3.68/52 ~ 0.07
Ie 7 %
8.Double barrelled whammy :
This is applicable to a social group and an intra-brain group .
9.Individuals and groups get stupider by 7 % if they eat curry .
10. This is quite significant in the lower and median ranges of traditional IQ ratings .
An IQ(90) less 7% ~ IQ(83) … Stupid becomes stupider .
An IQ(100) less 7% ~ IQ(93) … normal becomes stupid .
An IQ(130) less 7 % ~ IQ(120) … reduction in smartness .
Higher IQ’s won’t notice the effect , except that they like it because it increases socialization .
The corollary is then , smart people populate curry houses to make themselves stupider .
Same as bars .
Typically human .
Why do think anyone is “hot” ?
How many people does my blog reach ?
26 Jan 2013
We use Network Theory to get a boundary estimate for a Blogger Reach . How many people are reached , on average .
1.Every Pageview on a Google blog gets distributed to a number of friends , acquaintances , etc .
2.These upper and lower boundaries can be approximated by Fibonacci sequences in samples larger than 300 .
3. If the site forms a Group (eg the site has inter-hyperlinks) , then you only need to consider the total site-Pageviews .
4.This makes it really simple (leave the degree of hyperlinks to the dear reader . But about 1 per post should be sufficient . .
5.Now we can go to town with Fibonacci sequences and 6 degrees of connectivity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation in Small-world Networks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small-world_network .
6.We simply summate the Fibonacci –sequence to the desired degree of connectivity .
This is the old wave-front idea . Every F(x) generates a new wavefront . Not too serious over only 6 iterations .
S(n) = F(0) + F(1) + F(2) + ... + F(n) = F(n+2) – 1
7. This means that any quantum sapient system whatsoever always looks at least two steps ahead .
Beth(3) at least .
8. So if there 6 steps , we get :
S(x) = (1+1)+( 2+3 +5+8+13+21+34 + 55) + 89 +…
S(6) = 54 -1 -2 =52 .
9. This means that any hyperlinked system reaches at least 52 times the audience from the blog entry .
10 .So for my particular blog (http://andreswhy.blogspot.com) , I only need to look at the total Pageviews (28 620) to say that all the posts are interconnected , and that the number of people reached is about 28 620 x 52 = 1 .49 million.
11. Not really impressive out of 7 billion .
Oh Well .